“My pen name is Parker Birobik!”
I didn’t see the point in pen names at first
But, after a long, hard thought
I realised that to use my own name
May be something of a handicap, and so…
“I know! I’ll use a pseudonym
Or a non de plume
Or a pen d’name.
To recap: I thought not; then I thought maybe; then I thought yes
(Well, you know how the mind works)
Then, I thought:
‘Too much thinking spoils the brain!’
Then I thought things over once again.
Until, frazzled, I decided upon ‘Parker BiroBik’
Which is where I started this work (see top)
Out of thInk
I have to stop.