Jane went contactless today.
I knew it wasn’t a ‘good’ idea; but, sometimes these things happen.
The trouble was, that somebody stole Jane away, and as she didn’t realise – being ‘contactless’ – she thought ‘he’ was ‘me’!
She paid for everything.
That ‘somebody’ had a great day out…
Until I had Jane stopped
And was issued with a new one – Jane Mk.2!