Fruit Flies / Fruit Flys (life is a performance in yellow).


Fruit Flies / Fruit Flys (life is a performance in yellow).
“As a banana, I have problems that you couldn’t even dream of.

Take, for instance, fruit flys;

When a banana boards an aeroplane he (or she) will be affected by the cabin pressures (and other passengers who may be suffering from the munchies).
No, seriously, I am talking about flying fruit! 
(Throws a banana)
Take my cousin, Barnaby, for example. 
No, go on.
What do you intend to do with Barnaby, madam?
Are you going to eat him?
He’s in your hands now, madam.
He is at your mercy.
Hmm?
It’s not good to be a banana.
Life is always short.
And the end is not always kind.
And as for fruit Flies…”

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