On the no.9 bus the other morning (a reported conversation).


Little Green Man: I want to go to Mars.
Driver: Sorry, mate; this is a no.9; it only goes to the town centre.
SFX Heat Ray-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!
Passenger: Here! You’ve just disintegrated the driver!
LGM: He wouldn’t take me to Mars!
Passenger: This is the no.9; it only goes to the town centre! You want the 7b; it leaves from ‘that stop over there’ in about twenty minutes.
LGM: Oh. Thank you.
LGM gets off bus and walks to other bus stop. 
Passenger(to another passenger): He was a nice polite, ah… alien, wasn’t he?

2nd Passenger: Apart from disintegrating the driver.
Passenger: Well, yes, apart from that. I hope he catches his bus.
2nd Passenger: Was it a ‘he?’
Passenger: Well, I don’t know; but, it would have been rude to call him an ‘it’ wouldn’t it?
2nd Passenger: Yes, I suppose so.

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11 responses to “On the no.9 bus the other morning (a reported conversation).

  1. What an amazing imaginary 🙂 Thank you dear G, love, nia

  2. No, not a silliness…. Who knows, maybe in the future? They say, the aliens are among us 🙂 I enjoyed. Welcome, nia

  3. For example, I think that all dictators in the world, right now, should be an alien! Because they didn’t try to adjust the system of democracy and human rights that all we did 🙂

  4. Thank you I can listen now 🙂

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