It had been plagiarised
From the ‘I have a dream’ speech
And was not going to be anywhere near as powerful.
Or should I have started
“I have had a dream…
About ‘having’ a poem!”
Or should I have taken up crochet, like Jane?
‘I don’t like crochet:
I love it!’
Which is also borrowed heavily from somebody who was or is far greater than I
(Which is most people)
I do love to pun.
You hadn’t noticed?
I’m sure that any within my vicinity
Would have noticed my proclivity
And my inane sense of rapididity
When it came to punning!
Oh, in that case
Suit yourself –
It could be said
To be a suit-case
Or the like
But, it’s probably best not to mention