Narr: Don’t read this, listen to it – it works much better.
“Hello, I haven’t seen you in ages – my how you have grown!”
“I’m still five foot four – as I have been for the last ten years or so.”
” I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to your hare.”
“My hair? The hair on my head?”
“Why does she think it’s always about her? All I did was compliment her hare!”
“Oh, how funny.” replied the hare, who then proceeded to hop off in a westerly direction.
Narr: I think that the hare may have said this in an ironic tone of voice – but you can never tell with hares.