The trouble with my pen is…


Oh where do all the pens go
I bought a pen in Tesco
I had it in the shower
I had it under an hour,
And it was gone;
Somebody must’ve stolen it.
“In the shower?”
Yes, and he got clean away with it.

*add groans here*

But, now I have a new pen
A ‘still I write in blue’ pen
And it is big and orange
And I can write with it
But, sadly, I can’t rhyme with it.


One response to “The trouble with my pen is…

  1. Changed the title or I may have missed out on a double entendres by one. G:)

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