“Hi, we are Unquestionably Awful,
Depending on your point of view.
However, whomever we are,
We are the house band tonight
Or ‘tonite’ if you believe the hype of advertising;
And we intend to amaze, astound or even entertain all you good people (and a few of the bad ones, too).
We shall start with a few numbers
(1,2,3 and 4) and then add music and
Something vaguely resembling singing.
If all goes to plan (whether it’s Plan A , B or other) we shall leave here
In a blaze of glory
If, however, we follow a recent trend-pattern of ours, we shall just be happy to leave in one piece.
So, here, all the way from Memphis (near Basildon)
I give you…
The Disappointment Factor!”