Adik: Hi! I’m Adik.
Adik: I was saying hello and introducing myself.
2nd: Ah! So that was your name?
2nd: And not a self-depreciating comment?
2nd: No, I’m the one who should apologise. I was misled by your name.
Adik: Really? How so?
2nd: Well… it sounds a little bit as if you were calling yourself a… a dick.
Adik: Well, that ‘is’ my name.
2nd: No. A ‘dick’ as in a ‘pratt’ or a ‘wassock’ maybe even a ‘prize plonker!’
Adik: Oh, I see. No, I am none of those things – well, maybe a bit of a pratt – I am named after my father… and he ‘was’ a ‘dick!’i