Jesus had a pastie, when
He visited back then;
In Falmouth, Cornwall, UK
On a rather sunny day.
Then he pottered off to Penzance
Before his trip to Glastonbury
And then travelled back home via France;
Sightseeing, as He wasn’t in a hurry.
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Jeebus went on holiday
Whilst looking for a place to stay
To share his thoughts of love for all
No phones, you see, he had to call
He started off in Glastonbury
And probably sang a song or three
Wading deeply in the mud
Spreading word that we should be good
Then when the sun came out to play
To Falmouth went he, to the bay
He may have eaten pasty there
To feed the many, he would share
To round it off, he chose to dance
All the way to sunny Penzance
Perhaps he turned the pirates round
To give back the treasures that they’d found
If only he had stayed far West
It may have been all for the best
Instead, we know, he went back East
To sadly perish by the beast
What were the chances of that? G;) X