Lame & Limp Limericks for 13th September, 2014

I must admit that very few people saw these Limericks the first time round. Sons of them are quite funny IMO. G:)

Graeme Sandford

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Welcome to Limericks – Day 12

We’ve had to take some from the shelve

We know that was wrong

It’s where they belong

And it’s from the shelf, not the shelve, we did delve!

-/-

As you can see we are no good at dates

It’s the thirteenth! We asked all our mates

Some did concur – “Yes, the 12th”

Others did blur “It’s probably, almost, quite likely the 12th)

But it ‘is‘ the 13th – as our calendar states!

-/-

The word of the day is… ‘bizarre!’

The wackiest, weirdest word by ‘so far’

It’s frenzied and whirly

frothy and curly

and drips pure bling and eats caviar.

-/-

It’s hard to ignore a Nora

If you do they may give you what for a

And, you never know,

If you pass £200, and don’t collect – Go!

You and she may end up the poorer.

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2 responses to “Lame & Limp Limericks for 13th September, 2014

  1. I like the Venice one, I live there, but not the Italian one, the Florida one, gonna rain, but no flooding and my loo is just fine, thank youuuu 🙂

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