I must admit that very few people saw these Limericks the first time round. Sons of them are quite funny IMO. G:)
Welcome to Limericks – Day 12
We’ve had to take some from the shelve
We know that was wrong
It’s where they belong
And it’s from the shelf, not the shelve, we did delve!
As you can see we are no good at dates
It’s the thirteenth! We asked all our mates
Some did concur – “Yes, the 12th”
Others did blur “It’s probably, almost, quite likely the 12th)
But it ‘is‘ the 13th – as our calendar states!
The word of the day is… ‘bizarre!’
The wackiest, weirdest word by ‘so far’
It’s frenzied and whirly
frothy and curly
and drips pure bling and eats caviar.
It’s hard to ignore a Nora
If you do they may give you what for a
And, you never know,
If you pass £200, and don’t collect – Go!
You and she may end up the poorer.
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