A sheep walked into a baa
The baatender, a certain Mr. Shepherd, looked up. “Oi! Ewe! Get out! Your type are baad!”
The sheep looking sheepish said “I only wanted a drink of water and a packet of grass-seed flavour crisps, please.”
The baatender looked at the sheep and decided she could have the drink and snack to take away for the price of £25 and her coat.
The sheep reluctantly agreed.
Outside the sheep met another sheep and explained why she had no coat.
The second sheep listened disbelievingly, and then voiced the opinion that the first sheep had been fleeced.