Al the Author (www.alistairlanewrites.com)

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He’s Al the Author
But, he is ‘not’ Al the cove
Nor Al the Fresco.
Who hails from Hove
And shops at Tesco.

He’s not Al the Dente
Not a dentist is Al
So don’t make an appointment
When tooth hurty
With him
At 2:30 he is not available to fix your crown
And he’s not Al CoPops down with the kids
And he’s not Al down the gym.
If you think he is
I say:”No! That’s not him!”

He’s Al the Author
Writer of stuff
And if you say that he’s not
Watch out

Because, even though he’s not Al the Capone,
He looks tough.

G:)

PS also to be found at altheauthor.wordpress.com

where his words say things.

 

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And you thought Al was short for Al…

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17 responses to “Al the Author (www.alistairlanewrites.com)

  1. Thank you! I’ll have to update that restraining order… (although people might find me more easily at http://www.alistairlanewrites.com/ …. I can’t stand those Al-A-stair’s, with their surplus of “A’s”)

  2. Reblogged this on A Certain Point of View and commented:
    Graeme has written a poem all about me… “Al the Author, writer of stuff”.

    I, of course, love it. If anyone’s struggling for inspiration for a poem, can I suggest that everyone just writes about me, me, me from now on?

  3. Who is this Mimi?

  4. Brilliant! He’s not Al-batross either… just thinking out loud, sorry…

  5. Glad I found this via Al’s blog!! What a lovely idea a bit of poetic banter.. I like that a lot. 🙂

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