Monthly Archives: April 2016

An Ode to the Month of April

April’s thirty days hath taken their toll
And I have no current desires to extol the month itself
But, I feel that I must
Just
Say
That I do await the coming of May
With little or no trepidation
May asks of me little or no expectation
And I have a feeling that come what may
I shall say a thank you to April
Whan that Aprille (with its showers sweet)
Hath departed into the charted past.
I know that these months are sent to last
Just four weeks or a little more
But, I have the feeling
That my poetic tour of duty
Has been left revealing once more.
Oh, April, it means nothing to me
Yet, everything to me, it is
And will soon be, everything that was.
Why?
Because.

Beige is all the rage
And puce is spruce
Your life is so colourful
That you are soaring up the charts
It’s a dun deal
And you’ll get a tan
If you stand out in the sun
A wholemeal, real deal
Oatmeal sort of person
And a blander plan
Than yours
Is an also-ran.

“Jim! Jim? What became of him?”

#NewRhymo

When you have need of a rhyme
But, you don’t have the time
Use new improved ‘Rhymo!’
It’s cheaper than oven-baked Fimo
Lasts longer (and is twenty times stronger)
Than a box of popcorn at a showing of Finding Nemo;
It can be used safely by under 25s
And over 25s just the same –
It could be considered a game;
If it had a less prestigious name.
And that name is ‘Rhymo!’
Guaranteed to work every time-o
And it’s no crime-o
It’s actually quite sublime-o

Lol G:)

“Two soups, or not Two Soups?”