Try Tina Tritina
Try Tina, she will be able to work it out.
If Tina cannot, you can be sure no-one can;
Tina always knows how to work out these sort of things.
When Tina gets on the case, she finds things;
There is only one conclusion, Tina will work it out;
Tina is a great detective; she’ll crack any case – she can.
When Tina puts her keen mind to it, she’ll find it all out
And she’ll make it that the villains end up in the can
Which is an American word for jail, of all things.
Tina says that with a little effort all things can be found out.