Albert Ramsbottom Went To The Forest

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Albert Ramsbottom went to the Forest

Young Albert Ramsbottom went to the New Forest one day
He said he went for a laugh
He went to see the ponies
And possibly to feed a giraffe
But, he walked into the swamp
And sank right into that
And all that remained of young Albert Ramsbottom
Was nothing at all but ‘is ‘at.

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NB this is based upon a true story of what almost happened to me yesterday.

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