Albert Ramsbottom went to the Forest
Young Albert Ramsbottom went to the New Forest one day
He said he went for a laugh
He went to see the ponies
And possibly to feed a giraffe
But, he walked into the swamp
And sank right into that
And all that remained of young Albert Ramsbottom
Was nothing at all but ‘is ‘at.
NB this is based upon a true story of what almost happened to me yesterday.