I woke up this morning
Da dada da da!
And poured the milk
Da dada da da!
Of human kindness
Da dada da da!
Upon my breakfast cereal killer
Da dada da da!
He wasn’t that pleased
Da dada da da!
With milk poured on his head
Da dada da da
He made me a promise
Da dada da da!
That I’d soon be dead
Da dada da da!
So, all in all, not the best start to the day.