Toe-in-the-Water Radio Show SCRIPT – locked up
Me: He has just been released from prison.
You: What had he done?
Me: Done! What had he ‘not’ done?
You: I think that may be a long list.
Me: True. He was found guilty of being a bugler.
You: A bugler?
Me: Yes, he would break into ‘Reveille Or ‘Retreat’ at all hours of the morning and as he refused to stop it, they thought that the best thing to do was to lock him up and throw away the key of C.
You: The key of C?
Me: Yes, seems that was what the trumpet was tuned to.
You: Did it do any good?
Me: Well, his neighbours certainly thought so.
You: And now they’ve let him out?
Me: Yes, he was getting too big for his cell.
Yes: Does that joke work?
Me: Not in this universe, dear friend; but, it had to be said.
Me: It’s in the script.
You: It is. How did that get that through the censors?
Me:Have you heard of bribery? Using large sums of money for the means of… crime?
Me: Good boy. We shall go far.