I walked along Malarkey Street
Then turned right into Shenanigans Street.
At the junction with Tomfoolery Crescent
(The first junction not the second one)
I crossed over and took my path through Flim-Flam Cut.
I reached work only three minutes late
This was due to the wrong sort of blather as I crossed Caterwauling Canal.
Later, at 5:03, I finished work. Then…
I had to retrace my steps.
Same old, same old.