Me: I was hoping you’d be on the train.
You: Out of here? Or on my way back to you?
Me: Yes, something along those lines.
You: That’s not even remotely funny.
Me: People say that ‘the further away you are; the funnier you become.’
Me: Yes, ‘Me.’
You: You’re crazy!
Me: It has been mentioned that that may be a probability of being a possibility.
You: Stay there, I’m just going to make you a lot funnier.
You (fainter): Pardon? You’ll have to speak up a bit.
Me: I said ‘How?’
You (shouting from a distance) What?
You (really far away): It’s working.
Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY?