Have I just discovered a way to make myself even funnier (Hello, is there anybody out there?)

Me: Am I Funny Yet? You: A bit further.

Me: Am I Funny Yet?
You: A bit further.

Me: I was hoping you’d be on the train.

You: Out of here? Or on my way back to you?

Me: Yes, something along those lines.

You: That’s not even remotely funny.

Me: People say that ‘the further away you are; the funnier you become.’

You: Me?

Me: Yes, ‘Me.’

You: You’re crazy!

Me: It has been mentioned that that may be a probability of being a possibility.

You: Stay there, I’m just going to make you a lot funnier.

Me: How?

You (fainter): Pardon? You’ll have to speak up a bit.

Me: I said ‘How?’

You (shouting from a distance) What?

Me: HOW?

You (really far away): It’s working.

Me: WHAT?

SFX (Nothing)

Me: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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6 responses to “Have I just discovered a way to make myself even funnier (Hello, is there anybody out there?)

  1. Me-I think your nuttier than I am
    You- me?
    You-………..
    Me-…..?……..

    Your making me enter into your world!

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