Farmers of Llamas have far fewer dramas
Than farmers of Clams
Who raise false alarms
When calamity doesn’t come calling
To disturb the calm of their Clamourous Farms;
And farmers of former ferret farms
Are firmer in their forecasts of friction;
Fuelling fervours and favours…
(Are you following this?)
So, to surmise (and summarise) this summer, eyes will assume someone is seeing a seemingly small Sumerian sunrise somewhere.
Further to this: a languish of limpets or leeches (I forget which) will laugh longingly at leisure; leaving Llamas (and Clam) farmers lamely lamenting lost and lonely livelihoods.
Thus ends this edition of Farming Today – and now The News.