Frying-Pan the Cat (her name, not an instruction, oh, no, no!
“I am not a big fan of fans.”
Said Frying-Pan, the cat
And that was that.
.
She often made these strange comments
From her saf-é-ty-mat
‘She’ called it that.
.
“Nor am I! exclaimed Frying-Pan;
As she sizzled and spat!
‘Her’ name was ‘Cat!’
.
“It’s a topsy-turvy world here!
And no mistake!” said Matt;
A passing gnat.
.
But, it was just another day
In Rain-Cloud-Cuckoo Flat;
Where ‘things’ ‘do’ chat.
Graeme Sandford 
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