I was considering train times
As a possible source of rhymes
But, I think I missed the boat on that one, alas
I thought I’d pen a few lines in my compartment
Upon my carriage and deportment
But, I am a bit of a slob when it comes to class
I was almost derailed by the thought of a buffet trolley
But, missed the points of going the whole nine railway yards; what a wally.
I am in training.
I know not
That would be my destination.
Just the ticket!