Jack Hughes queues
In shoe-shops;
Because
He looses shoes.
He gets the blues
Because
He never knows
Which shoes to choose.
He accrues shoes;
Because
He doesn’t always loose both shoes
They are also his muse;
He was on The News
About his shoes
(Of different hues)
Upon which he wrote haikus
One of which was:
‘I do love my shoes;
Be they in ones, or in twos;
Yellows, reds or blues.’
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Well, a man ‘has’ to pay his dues.
Graeme Sandford 
One must suspect Jack of being demented, yet aware of the power of asymmetry in fashion.