Here is Paul’s Infamous ‘The Ducks!’ Aka ‘We Feed The Ducks.’ Yay! G:)
We meet at the edge of the pond
For the sake of the ducks
THE DUCKS!
The Ducks must come first
THE DUCKS!
How we love to feed the Ducks
THE DUCKS!
And now the wretched come
THE YOUNG PEOPLE!
With their tracksuits
THE YOUNG PEOPLE!
And their ringtones
HORRORS!
They Push Alfred in the pond
FIENDS!
They Ride upon Stanley’s mobility scooter
And readjust his adjustable seat
REVENGE!
Wendy, bless her she’s not as young as she was
She only succeeds in stabbing and drowning one of the scallywags
The others flee
How they flee
Like the cowards they are
Wendy lets them run
The ducks have their blood offering now
THE DUCKS!
Paul Bailey
February 2013