My Vogon Poem


Vogon Poem Generator

Here is my Vogon Poem from the BBC’s Vogon- Poetry Generator Program at

See, see the Dead sky

Marvel at its big Pink depths.

Tell me, ‘I forget his name’ do you

Wonder why the ugly cat ignores you?

Why its foobly stare

makes you feel bed-ready.

I can tell you, it is

Worried by your afgriggflomZ facial growth 

That looks like 

A new life form.

What’s more, it knows

Your Napples potting shed 

Smells of a small, green thing.

Everything under the big Dead sky

Asks why, why do you even bother?

You only charm my overalls.

2 responses to “My Vogon Poem

  1. I went to the site, but it said the website is unavailable because it’s functionality is no longer supported.. glimbleblish clunt, I say!

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