Haiku: ‘Twenty-Three: Last Few Remaining!’ By Graeme Sandford

Wanted (Haiku) Ads

Wanted: Big tallboy;

Must have GSOH

And own step-ladder.

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For Sale: Three blind mice;

You have to see them running –

Farmer forces sale.

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For Sale: Coffee pot;

Teas maid; and all the gubbbings;

Owner needing sleep.

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Wanted: Lease of life;

Must be new or nearly new;

Willing to collect.

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For Sale: Modern grill;

Unused, goes like a virgin;

As featured in Vogue.

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Wanted: Trip to Mars;

Or at a push to Venus;

Have my own spacesuit.

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Must Sell: French Letter;

Signed by General de Gaul;

Probably unused.

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Urgent Sale: Ice-Cubes;

Or, alternatively, Water –

In a large bucket.

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Needed: Oxygen;

Nitrogen; other gases;

Have two lungs to fill.

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Available Soon: Ink;

Just when I can catch my squid;

He’s promised me some.

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To Let: Barn-like place;

Which is actually a barn;

But, looks just like one.