Laura: Harold was my twin!
DC Acey: I must caution you, Miss- Sir! You have admitted to killing this… he’s gone!
DC Acey: Oh, no, there he is.
Dr 1: Are you sure you’re a policeman, a rozzer, the filth, a blue meanie, old Bill?
Dr P: He is who he says he is.
Dr P: Yes, Whom is his name – I give you Harold Whom.
Laura: Not DC Acey?
Dr 1: I’m confused. Is he DC Acey; or is he Harold Whom?
DC Acey: Both! I am undercover – in disguise as a cop!
Dr 1: Wasn’t talking to you!
DC Acey: So sorry!
Dr P: Well – he is Both! He is undercover… in disguise as a cop.
Laur: It’s not about him! I cold-bloodedly murdered Harold and you just don’t care!
DC Acey: He’s not Harold! I am!
Dr P: I am Dr. Protocol.
DC Acey: I am his son, Harold Whom. I took my mother’s name.
Dr 1: Harold?
DC Acey: No!
Laur: And I am Laurence or Laura Protocol – if anybody is interested!
Dr 1: One thing ‘has’ just occurred to me…
Laur: No, I didn’t think you were. I’m leaving – you may notice me, when I have gone!
Dr 1: It’s this – who’s he?
DC Acey: That’s Laura… Laurence… gone?
Dr 1: No! The stiff! Who is the stiff! Or should I say the ‘deceased?’
If you observe any discrepancies in the above… we would be only too glad to hear about them from you – you may have to join a rather long queue G:)