#dialogueforaplay Tweets 1-10

hash-tag dialogueforaplay 1-10

1

Act 1 Scene 1

The action starts in an English Country House

Harold: We seem to be out of lemons!

Laura: Really?

Tbc

2

Harold: Yes! I wanted ‘ice and a slice’ in my drink!

Laura: Oh, Harold! If you really need a lemon I can send out.

Tbc

3

Harold: No, Laura- if a man wants something done properly he should just get on and do it.

Laura: Really? Harold…?

tbc

4

Harold: Yes, Laura, what is it, old bean?

Laura: Oh! Nothing, I’ll make you a drink.(aside) It will be your last!

tbc

5

Laura: (hands Harold a drink) Here you go. Bottoms up!

Harold: Thanks, old sausage! (takes a large swig) Aaaaaaargh!

tbc

6

Harold keels over – dies.

Laura: A little concoction of mine – A very stiff drink – Gin with a side order of starch!

tbc

7

A man enters the scene

Man: You called for a doctor?

Laura: No!

Man: I came anyway. Is this the stiff?

Laura: Yes…

tbc

8

Man: He’s dead!

Laura: You ‘are’ a doctor!

Man: I know! I went to Doctoring School for an absolute age. It was Hell!

tbc

9

Laura: What are we to do?

Man: I think that we should call another doctor.

Laura: Protocol?

Man: Yes! Dr. Protocol!

tbc

10

Another man arrives

2nd Man: You called?

Man: We did.

2nd Man: I am here. Is this the stiff?

Man: No, that’s Laura!

tbc

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see #dialogueforaplay (11-20) and further episodes – thank you G:)

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