Assorted Limericks for 11th September, 2014

You may have missed this as I posted it late yesterday – please don’t miss it – it may be of some use. G;)

Graeme Sandford


Assorted Limericks

There was a young girl who loved RICE MILKS

And you know she liked A RAG MAN’S tattoo

She thought the word ‘Play’ was fun

And loved the bite of a pun;

She’d be happy with half an Haiku.



Half an h

aiku, will o

ften do.


There once was a man who loved coffee

Flavoured with vanilla, caramel, hazelnut… and toffee

He liked it so sweet

That its calories beat

Those of a pie called banoffee.


The word of the day it is ‘Prurient!’

A feeling that is rather luxuriant

The look in your eyes,

Your silky inner thighs,

And the mutual way we’re exploriant!


There was a young fisherman called Kevin

To whom the sea was his ultimate heaven

He’d sail in his boat

Always happy afloat

And his hours were twenty-four seven.


Awash with the joy of a boat…

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