By The Book by Graeme Sandford

By The Book (150 words max. challenge)

 

It read: 

 

 ‘Buy the bestselling author of MacCafferty’s Cat (soon to become a fantastic slow-motion picture) and MacCafferty’s Other Cat.

 

Heimlich Manoeuvres Publishing brings you the sensational new read:

MacCafferty’s Other Cat’s Goldfish

 

You’ve preened over the original, lapped up the sequel, now it’s time to cough up a furball of money to enjoy the fish dish of the year.

 

 By the book, now!’

 

 

“How many posters have you had printed, George?”

 

“Well… umm… ten thousand for a nationwide ad campaign.”

 

“And don’t I always tell you to check your spelling and grammar?”

 

“Yes, and my grandma’s fine.”

 

“That’s not funny, George. You’ve just wasted a huge ‘fireball’ of money on these misspelt posters.”

 

“Furball!”

 

“Precisely. Attention to detail is a key component of our company’s reputation. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ‘sock’ you.”

 

“Don’t you mean ‘sack’ me?”

 

“No, George, I’m definitely going to ‘sock’ you.”

 

“Whaaack!”

 

   

 

 

 

One response to “By The Book by Graeme Sandford

  1. Reblogged this on Graeme Sandford and commented:

    You really knead to by this buk. G:)

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