Monthly Archives: April 2013

My Penultimate Poem – 30-04-2013 by Graeme Sandford

Image

The Penultimate Poem

The Penultimate Poem as written by me

With my ultimate pen – but there’s a problem that I just didn’t see;

And it’s this: It’s the last day of April, I feel such a fool,

I lost the sense of timing, forgot the golden rule,

That April hath but thirty days… ooops!

So, this is still my Penultimate Poem, my last but one…

Before my next poem, the Ultimate One!

But, deary me, what is the one after that to be?

Is there such a thing as an Ante-ultimate poem, I ask?

Or a Post-Ultimate one? Or some literary term that fits a name to the task?

I think I have made an error in calculation;

Missed the elation that the last day of our journey will sing

Now our poetical month is nearly up. One thing

More… What next? What will tomorrow bring?

April the thirty-first will see my thirst to write a poem

About thirty-one sheiks, or invertebrate breaks,

Or whatever takes my fancy. Chancy topics from the sub-tropics;

Odes from abodes or lyrics about clerics…

What will I do? What will you?

Perhaps make a brew…

Fancy a cuppa?

And a biscuit or two?

And then there’s April thirty-two…

Aside

Nobody’s Prefect (my autobiography) I’ve made mistakes – a few! But, not too few to mention. This would be a pretty dull curfew Without the element of a third dimension. If only I’d learnt from the bridges That I’d burnt! … Continue reading

29 Questions – 29-04-2013 by Graeme sandford

Image

“A Beautiful Desert Oasis”

 

 

Climbing up on Donnell Hill

 

‘I can see the city lights’

 

In San Bernardino.

 

 

‘A fool in love –

 

A crazy situation’

 

In loco parentis – apropos of something…

 

Or nothing.

 

 

‘And if you want…’

 

To be dreaming of a certain place

 

‘It’s Californication!’

 

 

Why, on day twenty-nine of @NaPoWriMe

Do I sit here considering the relative merits

Of my poetry; how it’s written, and where it’s…

Going? I, have no way of knowing!

Are my poems just a strange way of telling and showing?

Would a psychiatrist, having looked me up,

Then looked me up and down, lock me up,

Or run me out of town?

 

Are all the leaves brown?

 

Questions; I have many.

Answers; few and varied,

Do the truths lay (or lie) buried?

Who is to say?

And who is to listen?

Is it true that all that is gold does not glisten?

I have soaked up words from far and wide

I store them in an untidy vault somewhere well deep inside,

But, even so, they are readily available for use and, lo,

I spiel them off for you to hear and know

That I am so full of titter and tat, that

I spout forth with lyrics and verse,

That are randomly chosen, no chance to rehearse,

And they fall: splat. Splat! Splat!! Upon the page,

Ad hoc, al fresco, whatever is a la mode, a la rage.

 

Which leads me on to the point of this treatise in print:

Is there a soupcon of worthiness in’t?

Or am I just a WikiGoogleMan with a plan

Or a faulty auto-correctional facility,

Or is trying to make head or tail of all this leading to an institutional futility?

You tell me. Please! I wish for my non-understanding to seize –

And that should have been ‘cease’ but I was not, with that rhyme, pleased!

 

And so it goes…

 

Where…?

 

Nobody knows.

Twenty-Eight – 28-04-2013 by Graeme Sandford

Image

 

Twenty-Eight

        

Index

 

And let’s get this right

If not, the fingers will point at you.

 

Alan

Alice

Anish

Antony

(First to forth, alphabetically, is that made clear)

Benjamin

Cornelia

Ed

Edmund

Lord Foster

(Sounds like the Dramatis Personae from Shakespeare’s, King Lear)

Hugh

Ludovico

Mary

(Do we know people of fame by a single name?

e.g. Bono, Cher, Ringo, Madonna)

Michael

Mona

Morten

Sir Nicholas

(a knight, a Sir, how do you do? It’s an honour)

Nick

Raymond

Richard

Richard

Richard

(three Dicks, a Ray, a Nick

Do names shortened thus, make you sick?)

Roger

Susan

Tacita

Sir Terence

(come, and see the system’s inherence)

Tom

Tracey

Vivienne

(twenty-eight digitally enhanced personages

To signify the talent that through their bodies rages)

 

 

 

Explanation

TWENTY EIGHT FINGERS is a collection of casts of the index fingers of creative people including visual artists, musicians, writers, animators, architects and poets; highlighting the diversity of creative thinking and practice. The piece includes the cast index fingers of Alan Bennett, Richard Billingham, Raymond Briggs, Sir Terence Conran, Richard Deacon, Tacita Dean, Ludovico Einaudi, Tracey Emin, Lord Foster, Antony Gormley, Sir Nicholas Grimshaw, Mona Hatoum, Susan Hiller, Anish Kapoor, Richard Long, Hugh Masekela, Roger McGough, Morten Morland, Alice Oswald, Nick Park, Cornelia Parker, Tom Phillips, Mary Quant, Ed Ruscha, Michael Sandle, Edmund de Waal, Vivienne Westwood and Benjamin Zephaniah.

27 Forever! 27-04-2013 by Graeme Sandford

Image

In the land of the Delta Blues

At the Crossroads where the Devil

Took the soul and lit the fuse.

 

Formed the Stones, Left the stones,

left the rolling for others to do,

Couldn’t get No Satisfaction; so had to Paint it Black for you.

 

‘Purple Haze all through my brain…’

I listen to his cool refrain;

We’ll never see his like again, excuse me, while I…

 

‘Me and Bobby McGee’

Both miss the girl that sang for me,

It was no sweet voice that set her free. 

 

Mr. Mojo Risin’, the sunset fell on you

As you broke on through to the other side,

And the doors closed, as they do.

 

Play as you go; too soon, you know,

And never hear into what you’d grow

So, Mute, you go; Mute you go.

 

A tale of a Knight, that felt so right,

Oh, what might have been; when Knight met queen –

Acting the part, so sorely felt, did you depart.

 

Come on over, Valerie wants a chat,

But, life was not to be your crack,

And you are not coming back in black

 

You learnt the truth at… twenty-seven

That life was not for you, but Heaven…

Or Hell! But, you live on; that, I can tell.

2-6 (an extra poem for today) 26-04-2013 by Graeme Sandford

 

Image

An author:

He dreams

Of wishes;

He writes

As Summer,

Or Winter,

Is Coming.

 

On Monday,

At market,

We wander

In places –

So broken

Or silent

Of regard.

 

 

He viewed

Us relics

As artist

In Utopia.

Twenty-Six – 26-04-2013 by Graeme Sandford

Image

Twenty-six!

Twenty-six, two and six, half-a-crown

Throw stones - feel free; pick up sticks;
All fall down!
As my ego tricks my id into thinking my Twitter User Name is @ME

Brutal hot licks, modern-day picks, guitar heroes Styx- that's really really free;
Plectrum flicks, audience mix, in a mosh-pit society.

Needle pricks, no drugs fix, giving blood, giving it duty-free;
It doesn't cost an arm or a leg, but it takes it out of me.

Relics, acrobatics,  Chichester chicks, Horlicks
Instead of a cup of tea
Aerodynamics, night at the flicks, partly digested politics -
It's party-time, you see!
Nix nix, throw mud, some sticks,
Fairly successful Summer Olympics,
Vicks Nasal Spray, 

Is there anything more to say?

"What about a Twix?

Or Twenty-six!"

pɹoɟpuɐs ǝɯǝɐɹƃ ʎq 3102-40-52 – ǝʌıɟ-ʎʇuǝʍʇ

Image

˙ʞɔnl ɹoɟ 'ǝɹoɯ ǝɔuo ʇı pıp uǝɥʇ ˙uıɐƃɐ ʞɔɐq uǝɥʇ
 ˙dnɔ ɹǝdɐd ɐ oʇuı pǝuɹnʇ ƃǝl ɹǝɥ puɐ
 "˙dn uʍoɹƃ llɐ puɐ plo ǝq llɐɥs ı"
 'ǝɔılɐɯ ɹo ʎʇıʌǝl ɟo ʇuıɥ ɐ ʇnoɥʇıʍ
  ˙ǝɔılɐ pıɐs "'ǝʌıɟ-ʎʇuǝʍʇ ɯ,ı uǝɥʍ"
  ɹɐǝddɐsıp 'ʎlqɐʇunoɔɔɐun 'sǝop noʎ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ʇslıɥʍ
 ɹɐǝ oʇ ɹɐǝ ɯoɹɟ ǝɔɐɟ ɹnoʎ ssoɹɔ plnoɥs uıɹƃ ɐ ʇsǝl
  'ʞool ɐ ǝʞɐʇ ʇou ʎɥʍ
 'ɹǝsnoıɹnɔ puɐ ɹǝsnoıɹnɔ ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟı puɐ
 ˙ʞooq sıɥʇ uı ʇou 'ʇnq 'ppo ʎllɐnsn sı ɥɔıɥʍ
 'ǝʌıɟ-ʎʇuǝʍʇ, ʞɔnɹʇs ʞɔolɔ ǝɥʇ 


ǝʌıɟ-ʎʇuǝʍʇ ɯ,ı uǝɥʍ

Twenty-Four – A Stream of Consciousness Poem 24-04-2013 by Graeme Sandford

Image

Bonjour, c’est le vingt-quatre d’Aprille

With its sweet showers

Still, it could be worse.

And maybe it will be.

 

Twenty-four hours from Tulsa –

Wherever that is.

24/7 – all of the time, basically

Every second of every minute of every day – for ever.

 

Twenty for – none against: carried unanimously;

With no animosity at any stage of proceedings.

Mis-leading is the word, haven’t you heard;

It’s not ‘Grease’ anymore.

 

’24’ with Kiefer Sutherland, a day in a day;

Though I preferred Donald, his dad, Cloudbusting his way

Through a Kate Bush video from the eighties;

When ‘Cloudbusting’ was incomparable to ‘Shipbuilding’.

 

Every month has twenty-four days! Discuss.

And if there are 50 ways to leave your lover,

I’d like Paul Simon to have listed at least 24 of them;

However, it was probably a ‘title before the content’ situation

– Still, it’s still a good song after all these years.

 

Twenty-four: the number of fingers and toes

Of an alleged Anne Boleyn after she received the chop!

And Jake the Peg had one more on top.

If that’s still a comment that I am free to make.

 

Twenty-four, an Earth day’s whore;

A matter of Planetary Law;

A time in which to be, and that is for sure;

Virtually a time-scheme for all, rich or poor.

 

Diddly-squat – a random replacement,

What the smile on my face meant –

Diddly-bit, Diddly-some, Diddly-few, Diddly-squat –

And so on, if that’s your wont, your unaccustomed bent.

 

Twenty-four, rather far-fetched in its outlook;

The last hour of the day, that is actually nothing

Nil, nada, rien, sip, zero, blap, prosh, menkif, elnse;

And a few other made-up words of little or no consequence.

 

And in a sequence, Wikipedia says it comes ‘after twenty-three’

And ‘before twenty-five’; though I am disinclined to believe that;

Maybe I am a disbelievist, maybe one of those exists;

Maybe I am a man, who likes to dissect lists, or maybe I’m not.

 

Maybe, there is no ‘maybe’ about it.

Maybe there is. Sometimes ‘quelquefois’ slips into my mind;

I find it there waiting for a moment when a French-type

Asks me if I ‘aimez le vie’ and I can reply with an apposite word,

But, don’t.

 

Contrary to opinion, I agree with the rest, until I reach a point

When I suggest that perhaps ‘for a change’ they could agree with me;

Then they pick up their football and go back to their maison dans la rue –

It’s true; it’s what they are programmed to do.

 

Twenty-four green bottles hanging on a wall.

Then the wall fell over, and there were no green bottles,

Just a lot of clearing up to do;

And so I did it, wouldn’t you?

A Man Walks Into a Bard – 23rd April, 2013

 

Image

A Man Walks Into a Bard…

or Brave St. George versus the Sweet Swan of Avon…              

or Much a Diddly about Squat!

 

       Act 1, Scene 1 – a bar in downtown Stratford upon Avon, England.

 

George        Hello, William, I thought you were barred from here!

 

Will              No, George; and that’s not funny, do you hear?

 

George        Keep your hair on, Will.

 

Narrator       He smirked as he spoke

 

George        Written any good yarns lately?

 

Narrator       He was such an annoying bloke

 

Will              No, just enjoying my anniversary; thought I’d make an appearance.

                    I was born and I died on the same day, George.

 

Narrator       Said Will

 

Will              Perchance, to dream, Ay, there’s the rub, that-

 

George        Oh, give it a rest!

 

Narrator       Said George

 

George        You’re far too old to play Doublet now.

 

Will              Hamlet!

 

Narrator       Cried Will

 

Will              I would forget it fain, but, oh it presses my memory, like…

 

George        No ‘like!’ about it.

 

Narrator       George sighed

 

George        (sighing)

 

Will              Well, it’s not as if you’ve killed any dragons lately!

 

Narrator       Will had espied a spot to hit George’s lizard-killing pride

 

Will              What have you done today, to make you feel proud; living so sedately?

 

George        No dragons left; they have all been put to the sword and the lance.

                    There is now nothing left to do but sing, perchance to dance!

                    Where’s the grub?

 

Narrator       George was feeling peckish after reliving his heroic deeds

                    And was now in quest of vittles to satisfy his hungry-growing needs

 

George        Anyway, lots of babies are born and die on the same day. What makes you so special, cuz? It’s like as not that one in ten thousand tiny men born in England now a-bed are lost in this way to us.”

 

Will              Yes, but between a star dancing, ‘under which I was born’

                    And my journey to ‘dusty death’, of which lack of an end was hope forlorn,

                    Did I but strut and fret in the course of an hour more than some do in a lifetime, Horatio!

 

George        George!

 

Will              Whatever!

 

Narrator       Will recovered his poise; emptied his flagon

 

Will              You only killed a dragon.

 

George        It was rather a large one; I’d like to see you try, sunshine.

 

Will              I would calm and soothe the savage beast-

 

George        Don’t make me laugh, kid! Your comedies never did. You wouldn’t last a minute against a fire-breathing dragon.

 

Narrator       Will looked at George for a moment

 

Will              You, sir, are a… a dunghill! More of your conversation would infect my brain. And with a hey-nonny-no, I go!

 

Narrator       William turned, left the bar, walked into the reign (of Elizabeth 2) and was never seen by you or St. George again.

                   

                    St. George ordered a pint and a pie; upon receiving his drink he held up the glass and raised a toast…

 

George        “Cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint…

 

Narrator      A look of smugness crossed his face

 

George        …George!”

 

Narrator       …and then he faded back into legend, by and by.