I got into my size 34 inch jeans

and you know what that means

I lost a bit of weight

I’ve gone from a 9.7 to a 7.8

whatever that means.

.

But, I got into my jeans

I got in to my jeans

and I’m singing a song

singing it all so well and so wrong

but I won’t be singing

a song if the weight goes back on.

.

I got Into my size 34 inch jeans,

And you know just what that means

I lost a bit of weight

Down from a 9.7 to a 7.8

Whatever that means

.

I’ve still got a muffin tap

so I know that I just can’t stop

Dieting.

oh, too much cake,

too many candles,

I’ve still got some lovely love handles on me

I’m not getting any younger, you see.